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ballyshannon middle school 

this is the place you dont want to be as every sport here is crap the kids are assholes and the teachers here make money off of prostitution . id rather commit scooter ankle 69 times then blind my self with a flashlight and top it all off with cutting my balls off
wanna go to hell? no i go to ballyshannon middle school

ballshagged 

fouled up beyond all reason
He he ballshagged his french examination due to lack of studying.
ballshagged by Bob Lawrence January 1, 2008

Ballyshannon Middle School 

This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
Ballyshannon middle school is hell

Holy Ballista 

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!
Holy Ballista by Frothblemaker September 6, 2009

Ballista Cuffs 

to be unable to escape from a task until its done. Derived from the inability to exit the ballistas in Monster Hunter Tri until you have used all of your ammo.
Guy 1: Hey, are u going to stop working and get on xbox?

Guy 2: Nah I'll be on later. This project has me in ballista cuffs

Ballish  

ball-ish(v.): 1.to make an inappropriate comment at an inappropriate time. 2. to be rude in an uncivilaized manner
"Why must you say such a ballish statement?"
"You face looks ballish."
"You look ballish"
Ballish by Bethann Kiely April 30, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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