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balkanac 

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.
A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.
balkanac by Istok March 23, 2007
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Balranald 

The most feral place in the whole of australia (Bar Moe). The children beer and the feral cats have better manners than the adults. They are incredibly bad at lying.
Person one (Oscar) "Hey I got sponsored by billabong"
Person two "Yeah right your lying your from balranald"
Balranald by gumbojones November 7, 2013

Ballantine Ale 

An american ale, originally made in Newark, NJ but is now made elsewhere. Still found primarily on the East Coast and New Jersey. Often sold in 40oz bottles and pint cans. my favorite cheap beer straight up. dont get it twisted this is not 'malt liquour' like OE, Colt45, etc. Drank by old men, gangstaz, derelicts, and beer lovers alike!

first beer i got smashed on face down in the snow.
i bought a six pack of 16oz Ballantine Ales for 5 bux.
Ballantine Ale by Tseong Dukez January 30, 2009

Ballenas 

A school in western BC that is absolute trash. The teachers couldn't care less about the students, and the school is DISCUSTANG. Someone could literally be bullied, and the councillor would tell them that "it's just part of growing up." If you even breathe the same air as the students in there, you will probably get lung cancer from all the smoke. The only good thing about this school is the meme account on instagram.
Person 1: How did you get Cancer?

Person 2: I walked into Ballenas
Ballenas by JoeBobby123 July 4, 2019

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.
Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.
When you are sitting at your computer for so long, the tightness from your pants and your undies make yourballs fall asleep. THis can also happen if your leg overlaps any of your balls.
JEB-"OMG my balls are numb!"

Loyde-"You are suffering from ballnap"
Ballnap by Pugnap00 November 6, 2008