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When you are sitting at your computer for so long, the tightness from your pants and your undies make yourballs fall asleep. THis can also happen if your leg overlaps any of your balls.
JEB-"OMG my balls are numb!"

Loyde-"You are suffering from ballnap"
Ballnap by Pugnap00 November 6, 2008
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(noun) Slang term for a man's seminal fluid, semen, or come.
It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.
ballsap by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022
The process of when one male thrusts his penis in an up and down motion through another mans scrotum as the balls are wrapped around the penis.
Tom: Hey m8 wanna come round tonight?
Clarke: I dunno m8 will you make it worth my while?
Tom: Yeah m8 I'll give you dat dere ballfap.
BallFap by whatdafukbro May 1, 2010
When the bellend of the penis is all napped up with dick cheese/ smegma.
Whew! I need to wash. I can smell my own bellnap.

Oddly, she wasn’t repulsed by my bellnap and sucked me off.
Bellnap by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Ballpapering 

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.
We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.
Ballpapering by boom_boom October 31, 2014

Ballnabber 

1. A person who nabs balls, contrary to the fact that nab means to steal, therefore, a person who steals balls.

2. A male and/or female who accidentally breathes in a male's testicles during a 69.
1. Dude, you're a ballnabber, those were my balls!

2. Hey man, that girl is a total ballnabber, my testicles hurt
Ballnabber by Nick&E July 9, 2010
A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.
1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?

2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)

3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.
ballcap by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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