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Baldy Fudge Packer 

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Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
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baddie $49.95
bop $49.95
unc $49.95
himbo $49.95
weeb $49.95
normie $49.95
stoner $49.95
got dressed today $49.95
iykyk $49.95
pookie $49.95
goober $49.95
tomboy $49.95
feen $49.95
goated $49.95
still based $29.95
unc $29.95
himbo $29.95
weeb $29.95
normie $29.95
stoner $29.95
got dressed today $29.95
iykyk $29.95
pookie $29.95
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tomboy $29.95
feen $29.95
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baldy fudge packet

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An awesome set of words to use when you have tourettes syndrome.
John Connor to his auntie J 'you camco-rozbacking, baldy fudge packet. Willy dribble!'
baldy fudge packet by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
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Baldy Fudge Packer • baldy fudge packet • baldy • Baldy Sour • baldy boy • baldy baddie • baldy badger • baldy bastard • baldy bean • Baldy-Beast

Baldy Fudgepacker 

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1) Someone who is baldy and indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so. Often called Menza.

2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution

3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a baldy fudgepacker, I pack baldy fudge in boxes.
Baldy Fudgepacker by Baldy Fudgepacker November 28, 2019
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