Baldy-Beast

A horribly ugly foul smelling bull-like person who cannot be defined as man or woman, posessing more hair on it's face than on it's head (hence the irony in it's name). Also posses sagging breasts and possibly a mangina.

Mirix: Omg... did you see that Baldy-Beast?

Star: No, but I smelled it!

by The Real Underdraft Fan February 9, 2010

baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021

Bald Bastard

It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.

Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.

by Knightriderx July 18, 2018

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023