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Baldwin’d 

Accidentally getting your head blown off by a firearm.
I heard ___ got baldwin’d the other day

He’s about to get baldwin’d

Attempted baldwinning is no joke
Baldwin’d by Baldwinner April 21, 2022
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Alec Baldwin'd 

Alec Baldwin: n. A serious man.

Alec Baldwin'd: adv. Made your voice deep and serious to prove a point.

Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."
Guy: Then I totally Alec Baldwin'd him: "I Quit."

Guy: Wow, you meant it, Alec Baldwin is....a serious man.
Alec Baldwin'd by ValcoreSylvestra November 21, 2010

Dirty Baldwin 

Also known as the hot lunch.
his involves making a small pocket inside your partners mouth (Probably with cling film etc) then fill it with a small amount of poo. Then as you are about to bolt after fucking your partners mouth, thrust really hard and break through the poo-pocket thus filling her mouth with spunk and poo milkshake
: Hence a "dirty baldwin" Simple really.
Mac: "Hey Soph, did you have a dirty baldwin today?" (He he he)

Soph: Oh yes please, only no sweetcorn this time, it gets stuck in my teeth.
Dirty Baldwin by loopyspanky October 19, 2008

Dana Baldwin 

Dana Harrylose
That chic is awesome at pong!

Yea she is she's Dana Baldwin!
Dana Baldwin by riot_k October 28, 2012

Devin Dakota Baldwin 

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd
Devin Dakota Baldwin by unicornchic September 13, 2017

Dirty Baldwin 

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!
Dirty Baldwin by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

Dayton Baldwin 

Hefty man, enjoys sports, will give you a good laugh, ladies man, but he does have his errors like being fat with a triple neck and let’s not forget Captain Hook
“Damn sometimes being Dayton Baldwin is horrible”
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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