Baldos

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A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.

Baldos by xyz467 April 25, 2010

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Baldski

A youtube rapper who promised his fans he'd go bald if his new album reach no.1 on the official UK charts, but then pussies out cause he loves his cheeto hair too much.

Bahahahahaha #baldski

Baldski by TransportForNSW May 29, 2020

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Baldo

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

Baldo by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

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baldis basics

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018

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Baldoggie

A Youtuber that remains unknown to this day by his iconic disguise of the white Baldoggie official mask. He is also very bad at csgo and is a member of an abomination of a csgo team.

"Oh my! What a bad youtube video this is. It must be Baldoggie"
"I am as bad at csgo as Baldoggie!"
"Damn your mask do be looking like Baldoggies tho."
"BALDOGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Baldoggie by jannet6969 June 14, 2020

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Kek Ballos

If something is funny or cool, the word kek ballos can be used. The origin comes from kek balls which means funny testicles. This is of course one of the most used words in the oxford dictionary. Kek means LOL and comes from WoW

If something is sad or annoying, the word sollab kek can be used. This is the reverse of kek ballos

-Hey man, I just lost my virginity
-Wow, that is very kek ballos

-My girlfriend cheated on me.
-Damn that is sollab kek.

Kek Ballos by Orrvish January 27, 2021

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Baldastic

Bald people who are fantastic

He is so baldastic!

Baldastic by Sparkling_Sevyl April 24, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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