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Baldock

(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.
At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.
by fr8dude May 14, 2013
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Baldock

A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.
'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'
by badboi999 March 27, 2015
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Baldock

a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!

fuck off mate, stop lying.
by G.O.C August 21, 2009
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a henry baldock

To pull a henry baldock is to be born into excessive amount of money. Also know as a trust fund baby
The guys dad is an investment banker, he's a henry baldock
by Dribbin October 4, 2012
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Bardock

Everyone:Hooray,everyone give praise to our new violent saviour!!! Dobu dores dobu dores-
Bardock:No,none of that, shame on you.
by Urban Kuriboh June 26, 2018
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Bardock

The father of Raditz and Goku (Kakarot). Bardock shares Goku's aptitude for battle and limitless capacity, despite being a "low-level" soldier. Bardock's wife is never referenced or mentioned in any of the dragonball movies or series. His name is a pun on the burdock herb.

Bardock gains psychic powers from a planet where he and his crew recently eradicated an entire race. The last survivor gives the power to his him as a gift so that he can see his son's future, and the fate of his planet and himself. He sees visions of his son growing up to be a good person, planet Vegeta being destroyed, and Goku defeating Frieza.

Family:
# Goku (Son)
# Raditz (Son)
# Chi-Chi (Daughter in Law) Ox-King (Brother-In-law)
# Gohan (Grandson)
# Goten (Grandson)
# Videl (Granddaughter-in-law)
# Pan (Great-granddaughter)
# Goku Jr. (Great-great-great-grandson)
Bardock claims that he can remember his actions in his Great Ape form.

Bardock is one of the few saiyans to have gone to outer space and breathe normally, while fighting Frieza and his men.

In the Budokai Tenkaichi games, if Bardock fights Dodoria, Zarbon or Cooler, he states "I'll take you down and then Frieza!".

# It is likely that Bardock was the most powerful lower-class Saiyan soldier of his time. Near the time of his death, Bardock was rumored to have a power level of nearly 10,000, which is said to rival that of King Vegeta.

* This is backed by his ability to defeat Dodoria's Elite, despite being outnumbered 4-1, as well as surviving Dodoria's Mouth Energy Wave. Later on, the heavily-wounded Bardock fights through hundreds of Frieza's troops, on his own, in an effort to reach Frieza's ship. The power levels of the soldiers were not revealed.

Bardock was alive during the Saiyan-Tuffle war, which took place from Age 720 to about Age 730, and likely fought in it.
by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011
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Ballock

When one wants to say "ball" and "bollocks" at the same time
Oh Ballock!
by gumbrack January 3, 2023
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