Derived from the Spanish word "baldo" meaning "I cripple", this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. All other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.
A person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a Baldostamon and felt crippling pain. Pain like no other, and died. Hysteria ensued.
by jetdork March 1, 2009
Get the Baldostamonmug.