baldist 

One who is prejudiced against the follicly-challenged.

He's a real baldist!

baldist by Genku July 29, 2003

baldist 

a certain person who has a problem with the follicly-challenged or chosen to be follicly-challenged

Diana Mai is a baldist.

baldist by Mr. Baldy December 26, 2007

baldist 

one who is prejudice towards a specific balding person who, is not only in the process of balding but creates bad nicknames for others, and squats at peoples houses complaining for a living. The baldist refers to the balding person as the balder.

Dan, the balder, was fed up with baldist remarks from his friends so he decided to get a hat.

baldist by Mugsy January 4, 2004

Baldist 

Being against bald men. And thinking all bald people are the same

My friend is baldist

Baldist by Maddaggy October 25, 2023

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

kickin' ballistics 

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

kickin' ballistics by merrakesh August 29, 2010

baldis basics 

A game that looks like pre alpha minecraft on steroids and as hard as passing the balance pose on wii fit it makes dark souls look like doritos crash course 2 if it had a teacher is going to spank you with a ruler

baldis basics in education and learning is a great time for the whole family

baldis basics by Linkzy June 12, 2018