He is known as the guy you call whenever you feel down or just need someone to talk to, he will make you laugh and he can easily put a big smile on your face. He knows how to keep up a conversation, is funny, great personality, has beautiful eyes, and a great body. He has style but only shows it when he goes out because he likes to impress. He knows how to dance so it would be best to let him lead. He is great with the ladies but when it comes to relationships he is commited. He is a great boyfriend and will treat his girlfriend with such respect as if she were his queen by complimenting her and meaning every word. When it comes to being a freak he is one but doesnt show it from that innocent face of his, so he is best known as a closet freak. He is very smart but doesnt know what he wants to be in life yet.., but when it comes down to it he will become someone very successful.
noun. female breasts, but referring especially to the larger sized mammary glands. not specific to firmness or nipple size, although with incline toward large cleavage visibility.
A woman who uses sneaky dramatic tactics to enhance her sexual encounters with internet, smartphones websites, and often lies to the guy she is with in order to continue her putrid existence until the guy has confronting evidence of her lowly existence, which she denies, then suddenly moves onto the next guy. Often these women use their children, and say things like, "Oh, you are the first one in ten years."
Friedrich: Hey Jerry, did you hear about Ginny?
Jerry: No, dude, what did she do now?
Friedrich: Man, she did it again. Got some guy to believe she was a celibate chaste by using those ballbootertease tactics again, and when the dude found out about her past, she started to cry.
Jerry: Yeah, she is such a ballbooter. How does she get away with it? Guess ballbooters know how to find chaste dudes!
Friedrich: Yeah, ballbooter logic. Yeah, ballbooter logic.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).