BadBoomer 

A boomer who is bad with advanced technology from the 80s

"that person is a BadBoomer"

BadBoomer by TheGooseThatHissed September 15, 2021

Eye-Badooger

To cause someone physical harm by (inadvertently or otherwise) squirting a caustic liquid or ramming a hard object into the ocular cavity.

(after Michael sprays binaca into Johnny's eye)

"Aaauuggh!! God, Michael - you Eye-Badoogered me Again!"

Eye-Badooger by Michael Stone December 9, 2008

Bazoomers 

Breasts which are conical in shape, resembling the tips of a torpedo or bazooka shell. The shape most often naturally grown by transsexuals on hormone replacement therapy.

Scuzzy man A: "Hey check out that hot chick!"
Scuzzy man B: "That used to be a dude, see those bazoomers?"
Scuzzy man A: "I know. I wanna stick it in."

Bazoomers by Elsy Number 2 September 3, 2012

badoober 

Boobs, tits, breasts, mammories.

Look at those badoobers, they are glorious!!

badoober by Becky Servine December 28, 2019

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

bazoomer 

One who is in the age range of a zoomer, but acts like a boomer.

Friend A: “Abbie is in high school, but she doesn’t even know what Airpods are.”

Friend B:”What a bazoomer!”

bazoomer by ethanolbox November 22, 2019