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Baldan is a tall,handsome,stupid,crazy and you can count on him everytime you need
look at that there's baldan
Baldan by ipulskuy November 22, 2021
usually mongolian farmer whose famous in that province if u come to mongolia and ask do you know baldan they will say yes definitely
:did you see Baldan bro?
:yes he is cooking boodog
Baldan by kyuuuuu<3 September 6, 2022

Riot Balance Team 

A group of brain dead retards who is doing the exact opposite of their only job in life. They only work after overdosing large amounts of weed, and weed is the source of their "New Champions". The only thing they've accomplished so far is ruining the game called League Of Legends.

It's as simple as:
You give a brain dead strong kid a box with holes, he forces a square into a circle hole, he breaks the box and says "Yaay im so great at solving problems"
"Yasuo Buff" - Riot Balance Team
Riot Balance Team by S3OXD September 26, 2018

Badlands Chugs 

A legendary man. He has chugged almost every drink you can think of and still does challenges to this day. He uploads his chugs on YouTube. Apart from his chugs, he is a chill guy. He has made hip hop music. He is a friendly down to earth guy.
Guy 1: Theres a hurricane coming!!! We have to evacuate NOW!!!!!

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Are you crazy????

Guy 2: Just get Badlands Chugs. He will take care of this.

Guy 1: What the fuck?

Guy 2: *Tells Badlands*

Badlands Chugs: *Chugs hurricane in 5 seconds*

Guy 1: *faints in disbelief*
Badlands Chugs by flyinghog December 14, 2019

Badlands Booker 

Badlands Booker is a professional eater, and chugger. He also produces beats, and hip hop. He is also the man behind badlands chugs on youtube. He is a boss.
Guy 1: Oh Shoot! Its Badlands Booker *clicks on his video*

Badlands Booker: Yes Sir! Badlands Chugs is back! and brought to you by....the badlands booker headphones...
Badlands Booker by badlandsbookerfan December 18, 2013

Booty Balance 

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.
My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.
Booty Balance by Summerbees December 16, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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