A Bakie is a girl who’s sweet, kindhearted, and radiates optimistic energy at all times. Although they seem like they deserve the best, they always happen to run into the slightest misfortunes.
Person: Ugh, I ran out of toilet paper again and I can’t refill until the 5th because online delivery takes FOREVER! I’m such a Bakie!
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Hey, dude, check out the bakie coughing his guts out from that bucket-bong hit. He's gonna be so stoned.
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Get the Take and bake mug.Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.
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Get the Jenna baker mug.make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.
The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
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The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.
ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.
Mess around and find out!!!!
Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.
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