Bikering

A kinky hardcore sexual practice in which a man sits on a bicycle seat with his cock out while controlling the pedals and a woman sits on and rides his cock while controlling the handlebars, so they can ride the bike together while doing anal. It is recommended that the man holds the handlebars as well in order to avoid falling from the bike.

Man: C'mon, honey, it's time for our morning exercise marathon.
Woman: *moan* But I woke up so horny...
Man: Same actually.
Woman: How about we start with some bikering then?
Man: Sure. Hop on me and let's go,

by virilebruhmmer March 17, 2020

Bickering

Argue about petty and trivial matters.

This is normal sister bickering.

by Helping_out November 12, 2017

bikeling

The act of riding your bike with the sole purpose of the enjoyment of the ride, rather than the destination or the physical exercise.

"Did you see those shorts that the dude bicycling was wearing?! Lame. I'm glad I get to wear my skinny jeans while I go bikeling.".

by cdturner September 22, 2010

hannah bakering

To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.

Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."

by sweepyoface June 15, 2018

Bickering

Argue about petty and trivial matters.
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Verb: bicker; 3rd person present: bickers; past tense: bickered; past participle: bickered; gerund or present participle: bickering

“This is normal sister bickering”.
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"whenever the phone rings, they bicker over who must answer it".

by Helping_out November 12, 2017

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

Bickering over the blue sky

When someone invents spurious arguments or seeks disharmony through contradiction or exageration with the sole aim of annoying the other relentlessly.

The wish to constantly upset the other using any verbal means possible.

It is the endlessness of the antagonism that elevates it above a mere Arguvate, Hissy Fit or Tantrum.

Example 1
Tourist: "Look at the yellow sand we are walking on!"
Young Woman: "What sand?"
Tourist: "The sand we are walking on!!!"
Young Woman: "That's not sand, it's beach soil... and it's not yellow!"
Tourist: "Please... don't start Bickering over the Blue Sky with me"
Young Woman: "I'm not!"

Example 2
Friend: "How was your holiday?"
Tourist: "Terrible... we Bickered over the blue sky for 2 weeks solid"
Friend: "Sorry Bro... sounds like she didn't want to be with you"

by Alt Dot October 2, 2010