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baked bae 

Use this word to refer to your significant other when they have smoked a lot of marijuana.
"Cody, you are baked bae right now!"
baked bae by 7777forever November 25, 2015
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Baked BAE 

The term used to describe your BAE when they are high as fuck!
Cody took too many bong rips with his BAE, so now he's Baked BAE.
Baked BAE by Princess Sweaty WAP March 20, 2016
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When you're with someone; hanging out a lot, kissing, making plans, and are exclusive but are choosing not to date or aren't able to date because of circumstances. If you are baed up, it is understood that you are not looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend because you have someone in your life already.
Mark and I know that in a few months he will be leaving for college so we shouldn't make a big deal out of dating; but that didn't stop us from getting baed up for the summer at least.
Baed up by kiakahaforever June 11, 2016
The text adaptation of the awesome way garthog says "so bad"; first coined by Apple.

The use of "baed" was popularized when some baed guildwars players including benson made a guild called "soooooooooo baed its epic" and got it to top 10.

It is now arguable the most popular word of all time.
1. soooooo baed

2. i invented baed
baed by tca April 24, 2008
Being so in love with your bed that it literally becomes bae.
I was fucking mad all day but rn my baed is one hundred so I'm ok.
Baed by Juliahaha May 22, 2016
The combined feeling of affirmation and guilt brought about when your partner compliments you just before you break up with them. The word is a portmanteau of the words 'bad' and 'bae'.
John felt baed that Jane had complimented his manhood just before he told her that he had cheated on her with Jenny.
Baed by SwissKid June 21, 2015
damn I just got baed
baed by andysoxa May 20, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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