Bajona

(N) A cummed up asshole with a tampon in it

"OMG, you're a bajona girl?"
"watch out, i think she might have a bajona from last night"

Bajona by LeonGin April 2, 2015

Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019

Baconator Fries 

Wendy's rendition of the classic salted potato fries, topped with bacon and melted cheese.
Get these for a significant other if you wish for the relationship to be over within hours.

Ben: "I'm at Wendy's do you want anything?"
Cheyenne: "k buy me baconator fries."

Baconator Fries by Tricky^F November 21, 2017

Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."

Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

Gargantor the Baconator by Brightshadows April 24, 2010

baconatarian 

When your diet only conists of the heavenly goodness called bacon.

person 1- I wonder if you would die if you were a baconatarian from eating so much bacon.

person 2- Who cares? It's probably the coolest and tastiest way to die.

baconatarian by baconequalslife March 13, 2010

Baconarian 

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.

P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon

Baconarian by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012

bajongas 

noun-very large shapely or large and shapely breasts that are stared at, talked about, and basically worshiped by every man in the general vicinity of them

dems some big ol bajongas
man i wanna squeze me dem bajongas

bajongas by Ryan Gleason February 13, 2006