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parents are friends with their children and many grew up in bayport themselves so they still hang out with their high school friends on a daily, which is sad. the parents act like teenagers and host parties on a normal occurrence. being that everyone knows the cops being that many of them live in the town, no one ever gets in real trouble. the drug use is horrible and while the school is known to be a good school, they are not very strict about it. the school brags about being blue ribbon even though they manipulated their way to get it. sure some teachers are great but most don’t care as much as they should. let’s not forget how lacrosse is the only thing people care about. everyone knows everyone in this town and i everything bad that happens is kept hidden
Bob: hey I found a house in bayport i’m going to buy, it’s over budget (like every house in the town) but the schools are blue ribbon

Kim: have fun with that, taxes are ridiculous and you will be ripped apart as a person if you arnt apart of the partying gang. oh also if it’s north bayport then that’s not real bayport, those people are ignored. also have fun with your addicted children
bayport by BlueRibbonSchool March 29, 2019
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the most beautiful girl in the world. she’ll be there for u thru thick and thin. she’ll give u advice and listen to you n your problems whenever you’re upset even if you don’t deserve her company. she gives so much 2 other people for nothing in return and that makes her the best, most selfless person you can know. she loves really hard, and may get caught up often in her troubles, so you have to make sure to be there for her through everything in return, because it’s what she deserves. she’ll change your life whether u realize it or not. i love baipon
wow is that Baipon???”
yes, everyone give her all your money!!”
Baipon by hawyeedoin March 5, 2019
The act of filming explicit pornography in a blown up unicorn in a southern european country
Baaporn in Portugal

Hey baby Want to come home to my mansion we are going to Get on some Baaporn yoooo
Baaporn by Ehg1504 February 18, 2020
very very kind, maybe not smart but very studious that she became smarter than everyone in the class, her friends call her ‘slow witted’ but that’s partly true tho. she’s chill asf, very caring especially to her friends, she’s the friend who you asked for plus she’s very very pretty, have na most unique beauty.... but oh well a human can’t be that perfect, can they? she has a lil bit of attitude, sulky sulky so easily bae but everyone loves her, noble asf
thank you for the effort bainor
bainor by demiseoresse November 23, 2021
1) a pig that somehow ends up inside a baby's belly

2) useless or undesirable propaganda that one is subjected to without consent; often used in a derogatory manner.

3) material that resembles bapork
I was watching the F-- News Network this evening... Man, are they full of bapork!
bapork by Ella Kushan February 18, 2004
Relatively small town near Bluepoint, Sayville, Oakdale, East Islip, Patchogue, Bellport, Holbrook, etc. Known to contain VERY hot guys. Everyone knows each other in this town, due to its small size. Generally a nice place.
1) Hey girl, whassup?
2) Not much, partying in Bayport tonight
1)Nice! Lucky! I need a new boyfriend, can I come?
2) Sure, just make sure you don't steal all the attention from me!
Bayport by shawn113 October 19, 2008