Baihr

The hair with thick coating that surrounds the sphincter/or anal core. Typically appearing perm-like and lengthy. Deriving from the combination of butt and hair.

Dude I have to go wash my baihr.

After playing basketball, Miguel says " OMG I can smell your baihr from here."

by Awsome1 March 2, 2010

bairnlorn

Noun: A parent who is grieving due to the loss of a child or pregnancy.
Adjective: Bereft by the loss of a child or pregnancy.

The bairnlorn need the immense pain of a child's death recognized with a word equivalent to 'orphan' or 'widow'.
The miscarriage left her bairnlorn.
When the adoption did not go through as planned, he felt bairnlorn.

by JenPow June 28, 2021

Bathroom 180

When you walk into a public restroom, and immediately have to turn around 180 degrees and walk out due to some foul stench.

Occurrences are enjoyed when you repulse someone, as you're still sitting on the throne conducting your business.

I was dropping a deuce at work and I heard someone come in the bathroom and almost choked. They quickly did the bathroom 180.

by Davester75 November 27, 2011

Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

by norah hehe July 30, 2016

upstairs bathroom effect

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.

Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

by Tyler the Definer June 5, 2013

LSN bathroom

The place where all the wild ass shit goes down. There are many WILD stories about the LSN bathroom but for right now we'll only stick to one. This is the place where a urinal was stolen from a high school bathroom. Now I know you might have a few questions regarding how it happened...unfortunately I can't answer those questions because I don't know the answers to them myself, but all I do know is that it did happen. I'm sure LSN was fucking pissed and was wondering why tf one of their tard ass fucks decided to steal a urinal but it's probably their fault because they didn't properly install the urinal so it was able to be ripped out and finessed. The boys bathroom will always be wild and the shit that happens in there can never be topped...

Student 1: Yo did you know it was Mike Carlson who stole the urinal from the bathroom?
Student 2: No way wtf the LSN bathroom is wild, how??!!!! Wait, isn't that the dude with a tard ass uncle too?
Student 1: Yea dude, he just took it and walked out of the building, and yea, he does have a tard ass uncle

by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

Bahrom

Masculine name, variations:
VARIANTS: Bahram, Behram (Iranian), Verethragna (Persian Mythology)

Modern Persian form of Avestan Verethragna meaning "victory over resistance". This was the name of a Zoroastrian god (one of the Amesha Spenta) associated with victory and war. This name was borne by several Sassanid emperors. It is also the Persian name for the planet Mars.

Taken from Wikipedia:
The earliest reference to Bahram I (or Bahrom I) occurs in the coronation monument of Bahram's grandfather Ardeshir I at Naqsh-e Rajab.

by Anonymous7893 August 17, 2011