Bahjeet is what a toddler does when they want to throw a tantrum: They scrunch their face up, glare out from underneath their eyebrows, take a big breath in preparation to cry.
At dinner last night my little niece wanted a sip of my soda and when I told her "no" she started to bahjeet hard so I had to take her outside and calm her down!
Gay/vicious twirler and 50 Cent stan. Lives somewhere in South London and New York w/ 50 Cent and 22gz/coachdaghost.
When he's in London he eats James Charles ass
When after eating so many Cheetos ones forefinger and thumb become stained with a neon orange or red (if eating Flaming Hot Cheetos) powder from the chip. It can also be known as to bajeeto something from your Cheetodusted fingers. Bajeetoed fingers are considered the scarlet letter of bad nutrition.
After eating so many Cheetosaren't you worried about getting your keyboard all bajeetoed?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!