Bagwelled

When someone no shows/stands you up and when called out doesn’t recall making those plans.

Well shit, I got bagwelled tonight.

by Tiiiiiiger February 20, 2020

Davey Bagwell

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.

Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset

by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019

barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

by sandspit October 25, 2007

Theodore Bagwell

The most seductive and sexiest character on the TV show Prison Break. Played by actor Robert Knepper, Theodore Bagwell (nicknamed "T-Bag") is a sociopath convicted of rape, murder, kidnapping, and countless other crimes.

Although T-Bag is from Alabama, he's not a stereotypical trailer trashbag. His molesting father made him memorize words from the dictionary when he was a child, so T-Bag is now a linguistic genius. He also has this alluring, seductive southern accent which can make your panties wet.

"I'd like to be raped by Theodore Bagwell."

by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021

Barnwelled

When you get so fucked on a night out and you wake up in the morning you feel absolutely barnwelled

Guy 1: did you have a good night last night

Guy 2: yeah it was mental I got barnwelled

by Frank.ka January 28, 2015

Bagwell

To uphold a state of greatness that can never be obtained by humanly efforts. Used to describe a immortal-like superior being. Based on a legendary man from Ackerman who supposedly accomplished incredible feats from which the Dos Equis commercials of the Most Interesting Man are based off of.

Dude did you see what that guy just did?? that was such bagwell.

by BunnySmoke September 15, 2009