Bawlled 

the term derives from when the testies smack against the Genitalia of the recipient. Most commonly used by bros

Sometimes misinterpreted as a fetish for losing your hair.

“You wanna get bald”

“Ready to get bawlled”
“I bawlled him so hard last night”
“Ready for this bawlling”
“I’m pretty sure everyone heard is bawlling last night”

“I bawlled her so hard last night someone thought someone was knocking at the door for hours”

Bawlled by Kale brosenblum February 26, 2018

g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled 

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"

She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.

Black Balled by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

mentally blue balled 

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

mentally blue balled by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

Low-balled 

In online gaming, the act of waiting for your teammates to injure an enemy player then striking the killing blow at the last minute. See also: Kill Stealing

Dammit, Johnny just low-balled me again! He's got 6 kills and 23 damage dealt this round!

Low-balled by apple321456 January 16, 2017

Blue Balled 

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.

Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"

Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020

hotter than a three balled tom cat 

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

hotter than a three balled tom cat by WesNile December 14, 2007