bagnew 

Literal god

Bagnew is god

bagnew by Totallyoriginalname May 4, 2022

Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Bagner

A misseplling of banger by NFT degens on Twitter.

"Retweet for bagners"

"GM NFT Folks... 💪 'tis a bagner day!"

"Just listed some bagner #ENS names for 6969, someone wake me up when I’m rich."

"The year is 2022. Bagner is the funniest meme and no one cares about art. Your relatives come over for a 4th of July cookout. You convince them to buy $1,100 Eth. $100 is programmed. You get a notification about a free 10k mint. The community is gone. You’re rekt. Life is good."

Bagner by NFT_Awareness July 6, 2022

D-bagnet 

Someone that attracts douchebags. Combination of d-bag and magnet.

OMG, only guys with popped collars, white dress shoes, and fauxhawks talked to me last night. I am such a d-bagnet!

D-bagnet by JPotter April 26, 2010

Scum bagness 

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.

The people across the street are full of scum bagness

Scum bagness by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020

Bagnesia 

Forgetting to take your reusable bags to the store.

"Oh, man, here I am at the checkout line without my bags. I must be suffering from bagnesia."

Bagnesia by Tcup May 4, 2010

Bagnewism 

Bagnewism the act of being and or following Bagnew/God

Hey are you into Bagnewism?

Bagnewism by Bagnew May 25, 2022