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Bagin' Tard 

Grocery store bagger who is also retarded
Man, we got to go back to the Safeway, The bagin' tard forgot to put the bread in the sack.
Bagin' Tard by Chris Barnes May 23, 2004

bagin' out 

smoking copious amounts of marijuana in one sitting, going on a weed bender.
Those guys are totally bagin' out. They just smoked an entire ounce in twenty minutes.
bagin' out by CeyseL699 February 25, 2010

(Tea Bagin) Tea bag in  

slowly dipping your balls in a females mouth as she gets the juicies flowing through the cock.
Dipping the (Tea Bagin) Tea bag in the cup of hot water getting the flavour of the tea flowing in to the water.

Killer Bagin 

a very cool man who likes grass and looks like grass i believe he sleeps on grass as his natural habitat. one more thing he like bananas
killer bagin, we dont want to play banana game

we are playing banana game
Killer Bagin by danger among us March 26, 2022

Red Bagging 

The act of jerking off whereas both balls and cock are in one single grip. This results in the balls protruding forward and the scrotum running along the shaft of the penis. The length of the stroke is restricted only by the elasticity of the sack.
"Old man balls are ideal for Red Bagging", said Loyko.
Red Bagging by Krenek October 18, 2012

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
Me: *Puts random item in bagging area*
Machine: UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE ITEM
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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