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bagged milk

the reason why i don't wanna go anywhere near canada
bagged milk is a disgrace to man kind

Milk Bagged

The act of placing ones breast(male or female) on another person's body shoulder, arm and so on
Nathan just milk bagged Misty Amanda's shoulder!
Milk Bagged by Missmyass June 19, 2016

Bagged milker 

Someone who is dumb or ignorant.
Daniel: The earth is flat.
Josh: No it isn't, you're are such a bagged milker.
Bagged milker by Mestre Oogway September 25, 2021

baged milk

What most Canadians drink including jwags
I'm jwags I like baged milk
baged milk by Gfttcft November 22, 2016

Milk Bagger 

Similar to a Carpet Bagger, a milk bagger is a person who is hated by the general population, and does change the milk. Said "Milk Bagger" is someone who will drink the rest of the bag of milk, and they will put it back in the fridge. This person must be dealt with by being given the asshat treatment.
Joe just chugged the rest of the milk and shoved it to the back of the fridge. What a dirty milk bagger.
Milk Bagger by SenecaTruelove March 2, 2009

Milk-Bagger 

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.
Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.
Milk-Bagger by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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