baget 

a word that, when used as a last name signifies a person who watches a great deal of furry child porn

tom: hi im tom baget
frank: fuck you you horrible child furry porn enthusiast

baget by doctor Mr very smart man March 11, 2019

Baget 

A baget is someone who's face doesn't look to good but body does. The word baget basically means putting a bag on someone's head

Manly use when talking to friends

Chris: OMG this chick last night was a total baget

Jess: that guy is such a baget

Baget by anonymous January 17, 2023

baget 

A viscous carniverous cannibalistic rodent that may or may not live in the deep dense jungles of Sudan. Mostly seen at night, and only seen by it's prey (other bagets). Believed by some to be closely related to the Cheat. though those people are clearly morons.

I have been searching these jungles for a baget for many years but have yet to sight one.

baget by Rik April 6, 2004

bagek 

The noise a chicken makes. Not usually said around chicken, more of a call or holler to get your buddies attention. Also pronounced "Yigek". Started by Matt Maher, Matt Sprecher and Eric Edelmann in Walnut Creek, CA in 1998. Many a shirt was made know as the "bagek shirt" which featured a drawing of the bagek chicken on the front holding an unsidedown "sur" sign. Shirts sold quite well for about $15

Bafaa Bojangles: Yyyiiiiggggeeeeekkkkk!!!!!! (bagek)
Cornelious: Sur!!! You got any bagek shirts left fer sale?
Bafaa Bojangles: Nah just sold me last 40 at lunch
Cornelious: Truth, you rolling to the kegger at williams tonight?
Bafaa Bojangles: Meh

bagek by Messy Ma May 23, 2006

Russian bagel 

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Russian bagel by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels 

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

Hope bagels by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

bagel hoarder 

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

bagel hoarder by ktrane March 3, 2004