Skip to main content
A portmanteau of baguette and spaghetti, used for stupidness and laziness.
Person:🥖
Person: bageti
bageti by loafhouse August 1, 2020
Related Words

Bagewitch 

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

bagetteam 

A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
guy 1: oh my gosh it's bagetteam
bagetteam: oh my yo
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022

Bagelist 

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
-The state of being when you wake up after a night out and you are still drunk.
-"Hey mate. I just woke up and I'm so bagstiv.Not hungover yet. I just can't walk straight".
bagstiv by Swayspoon February 22, 2011

bagelista 

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010