Bagenda

A vagina that takes an unexpected turn; a bent vagina.

Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!

by Mossy B February 13, 2015

Bagondaid

When the person or thing hurts them self you can use the Bagondaid to help. Bandaged up the wound and more.

I had to use the bagondaid to patch me up.

by Passweird September 12, 2018

bagend

A nickname for those named Matilda, which shortens to Tilly, which shortens to Bill, which then becomes Bilbo Baggins who lives at Bag End. This is then shortened to Bagend.

Also a general insult for those who are being dense and idiotic.

The crust and, in some cases soil, at the bottom of a carrier bag. This adds to the insult.

"That's such a bagend move."
"Absolute bagend"

by theogbagend June 11, 2020

oliver baxendale

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

by gregor ross March 14, 2018

Blagenda

Black agendas to harrass any white person they see fit or are suspiciously out to get them. Vibrato scams to live life freely. Oscilated forced entry.

Don't believe those Blagenda are real.
What another Blagenda to keep the racism going.

by Smokey Halls May 11, 2018

Bagandaru

Bagandaru is a scary mother fucker who came by my house Thursday 1783 Monday 25th and said if I didn't give him no stickers he'd skin me alive and feed me to the pigeons if you see the fuckin bagandaru you best walk cuz he goes for the ones who run. Believe me. I'd know

Tommy said "SHIT THE BAGANDARU BE HIDING IN MY FREEZER" OR "Tommy was killed by the horrible bagandaru."

by Thefirebirddd September 25, 2019

Baxendale

Baxendale, adj. Having no purpose; purposeless; pointless; waste of time; unable to effect an aim.

I went for a walk in country Victoria but there was no one in a 1km radius so it was such a Baxendale afternoon.

by Anon_CovidVic September 28, 2020