Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!
A nickname for those named Matilda, which shortens to Tilly, which shortens to Bill, which then becomes Bilbo Baggins who lives at Bag End. This is then shortened to Bagend.
Also a general insult for those who are being dense and idiotic.
The crust and, in some cases soil, at the bottom of a carrier bag. This adds to the insult.
To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.
Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
Bagandaru is a scary mother fucker who came by my house Thursday 1783 Monday 25th and said if I didn't give him no stickers he'd skin me alive and feed me to the pigeons if you see the fuckin bagandaru you best walk cuz he goes for the ones who run. Believe me. I'd know
Tommy said "SHIT THE BAGANDARU BE HIDING IN MY FREEZER" OR "Tommy was killed by the horrible bagandaru."
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*