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A vagina that takes an unexpected turn; a bent vagina.
Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!
Bagenda by Mossy B February 13, 2015
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Bagondaid 

When the person or thing hurts them self you can use the Bagondaid to help. Bandaged up the wound and more.
I had to use the bagondaid to patch me up.
Bagondaid by Passweird September 12, 2018
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A nickname for those named Matilda, which shortens to Tilly, which shortens to Bill, which then becomes Bilbo Baggins who lives at Bag End. This is then shortened to Bagend.

Also a general insult for those who are being dense and idiotic.

The crust and, in some cases soil, at the bottom of a carrier bag. This adds to the insult.
"That's such a bagend move."
"Absolute bagend"
bagend by theogbagend June 11, 2020

oliver baxendale 

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.
Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.
oliver baxendale by gregor ross March 14, 2018
Black agendas to harrass any white person they see fit or are suspiciously out to get them. Vibrato scams to live life freely. Oscilated forced entry.
Don't believe those Blagenda are real.
What another Blagenda to keep the racism going.
Blagenda by Smokey Halls May 11, 2018

Bagandaru 

Bagandaru is a scary mother fucker who came by my house Thursday 1783 Monday 25th and said if I didn't give him no stickers he'd skin me alive and feed me to the pigeons if you see the fuckin bagandaru you best walk cuz he goes for the ones who run. Believe me. I'd know
Tommy said "SHIT THE BAGANDARU BE HIDING IN MY FREEZER" OR "Tommy was killed by the horrible bagandaru."
Bagandaru by Thefirebirddd September 25, 2019

Baxendale 

Baxendale, adj. Having no purpose; purposeless; pointless; waste of time; unable to effect an aim.
I went for a walk in country Victoria but there was no one in a 1km radius so it was such a Baxendale afternoon.
Baxendale by Anon_CovidVic September 28, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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