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A nickname for those named Matilda, which shortens to Tilly, which shortens to Bill, which then becomes Bilbo Baggins who lives at Bag End. This is then shortened to Bagend.

Also a general insult for those who are being dense and idiotic.

The crust and, in some cases soil, at the bottom of a carrier bag. This adds to the insult.
"That's such a bagend move."
"Absolute bagend"
bagend by theogbagend June 11, 2020
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BadEndFriends 

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.
Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.
BadEndFriends by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019
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When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.
Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.
t baged by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.
Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.
Monagan Bagen by Potsie July 19, 2009

bigender 

A non-binary gender identity that relates to identifying as two gender identities. It can mean you identify as both binary genders, a binary gender and a non-binary gender, and two non-binary genders. One identifying as bigender could mean identifying as a conflation of two genders or a variation between the two. Bigender is different from intersex, as being intersex means being born with both sex characteristics of male and female whereas bigender means identifying as two genders.
Jessie is bigender. He goes from identifying as agender to male, and he/him are his preferred pronouns.
bigender by ffx August 13, 2015

bigender 

The tendacy to move between masculine and feminine gender-typed behaviour depending on context, expressing a distinctly male persona and a distinctly female persona.

While an androgynous person retains the same gender-typed behaviour across situations, the bigendered person purposely changes their gender-role behaviour for the situation. It is particularly noteworthy that this concept emerged from within the transgender community rather than being adopted by the transgender community after it was created by another sub-culture (e.g. transsexual was defined first by the mental health community).
Cameron started identifying as bigender because he felt that he belonged to both sexes.
bigender by Damian Chamberlain July 21, 2006
An insult given by a chav kid :p
Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend
balend by Wappy May 4, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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