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bligendar 

A huge, really dark turd that twists around the inside of the toilet.
Oh my god dude, I left a three foot bligendar yesterday!
bligendar by Shain Chitwood May 20, 2008
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blazendary 

A person who cheats and tells at small youtubers for telling the truth about them.
Blazendary is a faggot

blagerdash 

Bastardization of balderdash. Mostly used by wierd wanna-be pirates, like myeslf.
Someone spews some shitbull your way, BLAGERDASH!

Girl: You're way to drunk to perform well sexually...
Me: BLAGERDASH!
- three minutes elapse -
Girl: It wasn't long, but it was good.
Me: huh?
blagerdash by bling blagerdasher February 16, 2006
A vagina that takes an unexpected turn; a bent vagina.
Dude...I got with Amy last night, but it was a bad scene. I couldn't even get my unit halfway in cause she had a serious bagenda workin' down there. I nearly broke my junk off!
Bagenda by Mossy B February 13, 2015
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019