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A beautiful, hot, and sexy girl who will rock your world like no other. But at the same time she will love you and is your soul mate. Balenda often goes well with a boy with the name of Riley.
Everyone wants a Balenda, there the perfect girl.
Balenda by SN95 pony January 6, 2019
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Sexiest girl alive, that any guy will fall in love with. Also very nice and smart, pretty and with a wonderful hearth. Sensible and kind, can be also known as nymphomaniac: never get tired of sex. Perfect woman to marry and the dream of any man.
Guy 1: WOW did you see that girl over there? I wish I could marry her, she is so amazing!
Guy 2: I know, her name is Blenda.
blenda by motherfuckaa December 23, 2011
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The worst attempt at a Jamaican accent ever.
*card says do a Jamaican accent*
Jesy Nelson: BALEGDAH
Balegdah by Rang0 December 2, 2016
An insult given by a chav kid :p
Well, to be honest no one knows what the hell one of these is! If you think you have a clue what it is, just a random word a chav uses balend
balend by Wappy May 4, 2006
This term is to be used when there is an obvious option/answer and such an option/answer is coined as 'balegdah'
2 + 2 = balegdah
Balegdah by Choosenan March 20, 2019

baleedat 

statement refering to the compound of two words that express ones opinion of how he wants you to feel or agreeing with you; believe that
1) i was up in my room with this girl
2) how'd it go
1) she gave me what i wanted
2) baleedat
baleedat by kozel April 22, 2004

Blendaphobia 

The complete rational fear of Blenders.
My really good friend has Blendaphobia.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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