Bafroom is a polite way of saying "I'm about to fart really loud!. Alot!" Or " poop"
"I gotta
use the Bafroom" is not to be
confused with " can I use the bathroom" or "can I have a bathroom
break". They are different.
"I gotta use the bafroom" are typically known to be more frequent breaks and can last anywhere from
35 minutes to 2 to 4 hours or more in some cases.
When a person says they gotta "use the bafroom" , and if they offer you to go before them, please take them up on the offer .. but do it quickly if you can because they'
re probably holding in an extremely loud fart followed by several more extremely loud farts.
Nutty
Buddy: I'm fixin to use the bathroom.
Honey bunny: right now!?
Nutty
buddy: (fart) scuse me scuse me
Honey bunny: what tha fuck!? That's ignorant. You're rude!
Nutty
Buddy: How!?
Honey bunny: That's gross.
Nutty Buddy: How?! Baby that's a natural thing my body does. You're body must not do that. (Yeah
idk what you did the other morning.. mf stank so bad woke me up from a dead sleep!)
Honey Bunny: What?
Nuddy buddy: Nothing
bae(fart) scuse me scuse baby you cool.
Honey bunny: (standing in the bathroom open door frame) gross. ##++#$++ sick ass broke ass bitch ass stank ass
shit f this f that
Honey Bunny: (aggressively leaves the bathroom and connects blue tooth speaker)
Nutty Buddy continues using the bafroom with the door open while listening to
bae rap off beat.
Nutty Buddy : I love you Honey Bunny!!
Honey bunny: I love you more Nutty buddy!