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Baffoe

The absolute last bit of a sigaret or something else. The last bit of sigaret or something else is called Affoe in Dutch. The affoe of an affoe is called baffoe.
1. Throw that sigaret away! It is a baffoe!

2. Stop smoking that joint, it is a baffoe.
by alliance_043_cjesper February 12, 2019
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Baffodile

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head
That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile
by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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bafflement

He was in complete bafflement over who this new girl was trying to be.
by Morgan T November 10, 2006
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baffies

Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.
by Gwank July 17, 2004
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Baffletility

noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:

"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"

Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"

To describe someone's state of mind:

A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
by Mr.D.Vinci January 15, 2013
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baffour

A big strong man who will stand out from the crowd.
He isn't afraid to be embarrased
"Ooh look at him he is an alright Baffour"
by Jimmy Legend August 9, 2016
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