Bafflejob 

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

Bafflejob by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

Wafflejob 

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

Wafflejob by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

Battlejob 

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

Battlejob by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

bafflegab

Meaningless answer to a question

I asked her to tell the truth and say you love me, and all I got was "bafflegab"

bafflegab by vic schioppo September 17, 2003

bafflesocks 

Sweet fanpage on Norris Nuts
Has over 300 followers on tiktok
Loves her fans/fanpages
Appreciates every follower

Without bafflesocks i would have never believed in myself

bafflesocks by Bafflesocks December 4, 2021

baffledork 

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork

Stop it you fricking baffledork

baffledork by The official baffledork February 14, 2022

bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).

That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.

bafflegab by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024