Baetin 

The act of masturbating

"Hey what are you doing in there?"
"I Baetin!"
"EWWW"

Baetin by Rhenthalin April 26, 2007

Daddy Baiting 

When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.

Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.

Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!

She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.

Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)

Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.

Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.

If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.

Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!

Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?

Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!

Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)

Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.

Daddy Baiting by Big Dongky October 20, 2019

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc

That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.

Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)

Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*

…

Battinson: I’m vengeance

Battinson by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014