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a short term for masturbating; beating off; pronunced like the "bating" in "masturbating"

Be right back. I feel like batin' for a little while.

batin' by HomelessEd November 13, 2004

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batin'

Basically the shorter version of masterbating without the awkward looks. I made this one myself and it works wonders!

"So, you didn't answer when I called. Were you batin' it up?"

batin' by T. Beez February 11, 2008

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batin

Short for masturbating.

"Go away! Batin!"

batin by Brawndo11! October 30, 2008

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batin

Short for masturbating.

Hey, guys I'll be right, I'm watching some porn and soon I'll be batin.

batin by #mdma November 9, 2005

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batin

Short for masturbating. A person or people that are being lazy and unresponsive. People (or a person) that take an annoyingly long amount of time to do something.

Dave must be batin, because he is taking forever to get to the theater.

The office took three weeks to process my paperwork cuz they were batin.

batin by *shoeless* October 26, 2008

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Batın

Batin is a Turkish boy name and it means private, unseen. He has a charm that makes everyone happy, calm and at home. And also he's a friendly boy and he is very loyal to his close friends but ,idk why, he isn't good at love relationships...

Batin didn't figure out what to do in life but when he does I'm sure he'll be the one and only. Besides that he has a artistic soul and also very into writing. He may seem realistic but he is certainly emotional.

I've had the most calm sleep in Batın's arms.

Batın by impast January 15, 2021

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Batin

Sexy yute that never missis a shot

Yo batin is so sexy

Batin by Batin June 4, 2018

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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