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Baecher

Miss Edwards is such a Baecher
by Reemerx September 3, 2015
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Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
by Rodkor July 5, 2012
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Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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Quadruple Beacher

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.
Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.
by beacherman July 30, 2009
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nom-de-bauchery

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals
Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.
by Rogue Query August 12, 2010
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hang out with beecher

to get rowdy, to drink aggressively, and to have an awesome time.

Note: while one usually uses the formal expression "hang out with beecher," one can also use mention "meeting up with beecher," or "saying hi to beecher" in order to use subtlety or to imply varying degrees of rowd.
"You don't have work tomorrow? Dude, we're definitely gonna hang out with beecher tonight!"

"I was just going to stop by to say hi to everyone, but I ended up hanging out with beecher and I didn't get home until 4am."

"you look pretty tired; were you chilling with beecher last night?"
by Prince Reader January 24, 2010
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