The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.
An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska
ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.