The Badussy
War was a global
war that lasted from 1889 to 1969. It involved
two important world figures at the
time, The Flops, which consisted of the Cupcakke Confederacy, the Fei Dynasty, the Barbz Republic, and several other minor countries, and the Da Boyz Empire, the strongest natiuhn at the
time.
The
war lasted 80 years, two months, and nine days. The day the
war ended, Slurptember 4, became a national hoeliday in multiple countries. The conflick killed 149 million and injured 663 million people, although sexperts in Histhoery heavily dispute this. The
war heavily impacted the cumture and the lives of the Uhrth.
The cumflict started with the ass-assination of
Queen Jiafei I, which followed the praughtests in Estetik Street, which caused unrest and drove the country into the Great Thirst. Da Boyz Empire, the Fei Dynasty's arch nemuhsis, used this opportunity to invade the country. Two of the Dynasty's powerful allies, the Cupcakke Confederacy and the Barbz Republic, joined the
war for the Fei Dynasty.
The
war came (uh) to a bloody stalemate, which caused turmoil on both sides, and influenced the independence of the Cummunist Republic of Cardinal Bacillus in 1901 and the Great Tea Spill of 1922. The
war ended briefly with the signing of the Treaty of Papiville in 1942, with Da Boyz Empire reigning victorious. Enraged, the citizens of The Flops rioted, and the
war continued. The
war finally ended in 1969, with The Flops winning significant territory from Da Boyz Empire.
"The Badussy
War caused pain, suffering, and the separation of Papis from their spouses and families. May this bloody madness stop so the people can become more prosperous and buy my products."
―
Queen Jiafei III's speech before signing the Treaty of Feiville
