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Rule 70 is an internet maxim that reads: "If it exists, there is a Jiafei remix of it." The term is influenced by its predecessor, Rule 69, which states: "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it," which is in turn derived from Rule 34, quote: "If it exists, there is porn of it." The term was based of off a trend in the Floptok and Stan Twitter subcultures where people remix songs with the Chinese song Ye Hua Xiang (野花香, which is translated into "Fragrance of Wild Flowers.") and reference a fictional saleswoman named Jiafei (佳霏), a combination of two C-pop artists named Meng Jia (孟佳) and Wang Feifei (王霏霏). The trend was inspired by a previous one where people would remix songs with music from CupcakKe's (Elizabeth Eden Harris) discography, which is infamous for its overtly sexual nature.
Sammie: Hey, did you hear about Chloe's music project?
Kevin: Yeah, she just took one of Beyonce's songs and Jiafei-remixed it.
Sammie: Talk about Rule 70.
by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023
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The Badussy War was a global war that lasted from 1889 to 1969. It involved two important world figures at the time, The Flops, which consisted of the Cupcakke Confederacy, the Fei Dynasty, the Barbz Republic, and several other minor countries, and the Da Boyz Empire, the strongest natiuhn at the time.

The war lasted 80 years, two months, and nine days. The day the war ended, Slurptember 4, became a national hoeliday in multiple countries. The conflick killed 149 million and injured 663 million people, although sexperts in Histhoery heavily dispute this. The war heavily impacted the cumture and the lives of the Uhrth.

The cumflict started with the ass-assination of Queen Jiafei I, which followed the praughtests in Estetik Street, which caused unrest and drove the country into the Great Thirst. Da Boyz Empire, the Fei Dynasty's arch nemuhsis, used this opportunity to invade the country. Two of the Dynasty's powerful allies, the Cupcakke Confederacy and the Barbz Republic, joined the war for the Fei Dynasty.

The war came (uh) to a bloody stalemate, which caused turmoil on both sides, and influenced the independence of the Cummunist Republic of Cardinal Bacillus in 1901 and the Great Tea Spill of 1922. The war ended briefly with the signing of the Treaty of Papiville in 1942, with Da Boyz Empire reigning victorious. Enraged, the citizens of The Flops rioted, and the war continued. The war finally ended in 1969, with The Flops winning significant territory from Da Boyz Empire.
"The Badussy War caused pain, suffering, and the separation of Papis from their spouses and families. May this bloody madness stop so the people can become more prosperous and buy my products."
― Queen Jiafei III's speech before signing the Treaty of Feiville
by buy jiafei's products ✨ October 10, 2022
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Druxy is an archaic word that means "having decayed spots or white streaks; decayed, rotten," but also has the alternate meaning of "finding somebody sexy while drunk." The neologism was termed as a portmanteau of the words "drunk" and "sexy."

The latter term was coined by Kim Kardasim, a sims-themed spoof character of Kim Kardashian voiced by a person with the pseudonym "The Boss" on The Kardasim Podcast on Episode 77, Segment 3, Who's the Smartest, 44:38 when guessing what the word meant.
Dang, she's druxy!
by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 24, 2023
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The symbol that Roblox's filtering system always uses. Often used to filter words out, but most likely ends up to filter harmless words.
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Internet Inside Syndrome (ISS for short) is an internet phenomenon where internet cultures and social groups develop inside jokes and humor that are nonsensical to outsiders. This disparity can rift groups and individuals apart that don't share the same comedy or understanding, with the observer perceiving the group or person as low-cultured or strange.

An example is a recurring joke in Stan Twitter culture about Beyoncé locking up Sia in her basement. Another is a surreal humor genre consisting of language and images violating common sense and reasoning called Gen Z Humor.
Internet User A: Internet User B, What do you want for Christmas, just curious?
Internet User B: I'm really craving for some B E A N S .
Internet User A: Chile, you've got some from Internet Insider Syndrome. Periodt. 💅
by buy jiafei's products ✨ October 25, 2022
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Rule 69 is a term coined by the Floptok and Stan Twitter internet subcultures. It reads "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it." The maxim is inspired by Rule 34, a rule that states "If it exists, there is porn of it," and is based off of the abundance and occasional absurdity of CupcakKe remixes. Although the term is mainly used for remixes of music, it is not limited to the musical realm.
Meghan: Hey bestie, I made a CupcakKe remix of Wendy Williams fainting on stage!
Ashley: Oh my God girl, slay! Nothing is safe from Rule 69!
by buy jiafei's products ✨ January 16, 2023
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