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Bacon Tits 

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.
Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.
Bacon Tits by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.
Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!
tits-bacon by dwillard May 17, 2008

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.
This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.
Bacon Bits Tits by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

baconbits55 

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.
baconbits55 is better than Technoblade and Dream.
baconbits55 by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

bacontits 

Mostly of australian origin, describing someone female, who is atletic and crispy. Therefore the breasts are more muscular and firm, "draind of fat" like cooked bacon.
-Yo mate, look at that bacontits over there on the surfbouard. I bet she is not just hot, but has also a degree in dentistry or somewhat...

- Bloody Oath, mate!
bacontits by Rob the Wagon April 18, 2018