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Bacon Tits 

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.
Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.
Bacon Tits by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.
Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!
tits-bacon by dwillard May 17, 2008

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.
This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.
Bacon Bits Tits by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

baconbits55 

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.
baconbits55 by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

bacontits 

Mostly of australian origin, describing someone female, who is atletic and crispy. Therefore the breasts are more muscular and firm, "draind of fat" like cooked bacon.
-Yo mate, look at that bacontits over there on the surfbouard. I bet she is not just hot, but has also a degree in dentistry or somewhat...

- Bloody Oath, mate!
bacontits by Rob the Wagon April 18, 2018
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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