Backscratcher 

The only thing you can use against you itch

“Omg is he using a backscratcher, even I can’t afford that”

Backscratcher by Furrynoob_backscratxher November 16, 2019

alabama backscratcher

When your girl is at the bottom of a very tall tree, spread eagle, waiting on you.
You climb to the top of the tree, naked. Jump off with your back facing the tree. As you're free-falling, you're jacking off and as your dick enters your girl you ejaculate and then plummet to your death.

Yo, did you hear about that guy jumping outta that tree?
Yeah man, didn't he give his girl the ol' alabama backscratcher?

alabama backscratcher by Dear Kat July 7, 2016

Italian Backscratcher 

When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.

Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.

Italian Backscratcher by sybercruzn November 26, 2011

Canadian Backscratcher 

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

Canadian Backscratcher by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Ballantyne backscratcher 

When a supervisor fingers a male workers arsehole against their will when no one is around.

John gave Ian the old Ballantyne backscratcher!

Ballantyne backscratcher by Roy Crandle August 26, 2025

Corporate Backscratching 

When corporations use their multiple media outlets to cross promote.

When Tom Cruise goes on Jay Leno to promote his new movie getting released by Universal Studios which is owned by the same company, GE, that owns NBC. That's Corporate Backscratching my friends!

Corporate Backscratching by icwish June 17, 2009

Back Scratcher 

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

Back Scratcher by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015