3 definitions by SiranianHawk13

Happily Ogre After

Two individuals one in a Shrek costume and one in a Donkey costume cover their hands in Wasabi. They then begin to stimulate the others genitalia, as they both reach completion the Shrek then begins to fuck the Donkey in the ass with either a penis or a dildo covered in Wasabi; as this is going on the Donkey is screaming the intro to, "All Stars," and the Shrek is constantly repeating the phrase, "These bitches be clappin', but they ain't usin' their hands."

I had to Happily Ogre After last night, that girl is a psycho. I had to go to a burn ward.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Canadian Backscratcher

The act of one person taking at least a 13in dildo to the ass, while the pitcher scratches their back until bleeding. The word "sowry" is constantly said during this act.

Uncle Barnebee will take care of you, ask him for the Canadian Backscratcher. You'll walk with a limp for a week.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015