Back Slapper

A shit that bottoms out in the toilet, smacks you in the nuts before saying good bye.

After a big argument with my girlfriend, I think she got the last word when I got a back slapper in the rest room.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

Backsnapper

An expression used when one encounters physical or mental pain.

When Geno was pushing the heavy furniture up the stairs, his back was slouched down and could hardly breathe; It seemed like a "backsnapper."

"OH FUAK! He's getting backsnapped!"

by 'tomis' May 24, 2012

Mc Chicken Backslapper

When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.

Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks
Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper

by MC Chicken Backslapper February 24, 2021

Brooklyn Backslapper

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.

Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

by bigpappabob August 16, 2010

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

backstapper

Haley's spelling of backSTABBER.
She also thinks awesome is spelt,
"alsome" someone educate the child (:

"Now here's one thing I hate and thats a backstapper! "

"*Back bend on a tabel... now thats alsome"
-cannot spell table either-

"My Star Is Freakin ALSOME"

by A Concerned Person January 11, 2009