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Babyfoot 

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !
Babyfoot by Damien October 4, 2004

babyfoot 

That's the right way you should call table soccer if you want to look cool. NOT Foosball.
Foosball player: Hey guys, let's play foosball!
Babyfoot player: Mike, can you pass me your Molotov Cocktail, plz?
babyfoot by NRGpab September 30, 2004

babyscoots

What you call your girlfriend via text when she's read but hasn't replied.
Boyfriend: wassup jenn?

Jenn is typing...

Jenn has left the conversation

Boyfriend: wtf babyscoots!
babyscoots by Frostbite9 January 28, 2014
a bitch-ass, flat-chested, slutty whore who has a delicious and juicy booty. she also loves IKEA meatballs and anything related to Sweden.
Damn, look at that babycook!
babycook by BabyCookLover April 9, 2017

Babyfoot 

When a grown mans erect penis is no larger than a Newborn Babies foot.

This is a very rare occurrence, and should be seen to be believed.
"I don't have a small Penis! My Penis is the size of a babyfoot!"
Babyfoot by Bleep Blorp August 29, 2018
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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