Babycoot 

Babycoot is a fun, Loving, Sweet bear. Hes adorable. If you even look in his direction you will fall in love instantly. i mean what is there not to love about him. cutest bear in the world🥰🥰

OH MY GOD IS THAT BABYCOOT?
Yes??
LET ME PET HIM RIGHT NOW🥹🥹

Babycoot by anonymous February 9, 2025

Babyfoot 

Also known as table soccer or foosball.
This game looks boring as hell from an external point of view, but when you get into it it's fucking addictive, just like Counter-Strike.
The players are most likely geeks who skip their maths class to play, talk shit to each other and yell like they won the FIFA World Cup when they score a goal.
This game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide competitions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.

A-"This one entered your ass realllllly deep noob."
B-"Damn, that was painful. How did it pass ???"
A-"I've got a wall hack."
B-"Damn wallhaxor !

Babyfoot by Damien October 4, 2004

babyfoot 

That's the right way you should call table soccer if you want to look cool. NOT Foosball.

Foosball player: Hey guys, let's play foosball!
Babyfoot player: Mike, can you pass me your Molotov Cocktail, plz?

babyfoot by NRGpab September 30, 2004

babyscoots

What you call your girlfriend via text when she's read but hasn't replied.

Boyfriend: wassup jenn?

Jenn is typing...

Jenn has left the conversation

Boyfriend: wtf babyscoots!

babyscoots by Frostbite9 January 28, 2014

babycook

a bitch-ass, flat-chested, slutty whore who has a delicious and juicy booty. she also loves IKEA meatballs and anything related to Sweden.

Damn, look at that babycook!

babycook by BabyCookLover April 9, 2017

Babyfoot 

When a grown mans erect penis is no larger than a Newborn Babies foot.

This is a very rare occurrence, and should be seen to be believed.

"I don't have a small Penis! My Penis is the size of a babyfoot!"

Babyfoot by Bleep Blorp August 29, 2018