Highly annoying people who use Facebook for no other reason then to constantly post pictures of their hideous, ugly children. These people are usually so wrapped up in their own world, that they fail to realize that their baby looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Unfortunately, those of us who are friends with Babybookers must endure endless photos of their pig-faced, large cranium, cross-eyed offspring.
Babybookers should realize that no one really gives a fuck what their ugly children look like.
When pregnant women or those who just popped out a baby turn Facebook into their own personal gushbook and overshare on the details of how "precious" their little one is.
Sam: "Dude, did you see that Jen posted pictures of herself giving birth on Facebook?"
Nick: "Totally, she's using it as her own personal Babybook!"
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Status: "It's so exciting to know in a few weeks time I will be face to face with a creation I was a part of! What a blessing!:)"
Comment: "It would also be a blessing if you just stfu and stop using my wall as a Babybook!"
Babycoot is a fun, Loving, Sweet bear. Hes adorable. If you even look in his direction you will fall in love instantly. i mean what is there not to love about him. cutest bear in the world🥰🥰
OH MY GOD IS THAT BABYCOOT?
Yes??
LET ME PET HIM RIGHT NOW🥹🥹
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!