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Baby born syndrome 

Attitude towards having a baby common in middle class. Treating own baby child as another expendable fashion item that can be switched off and put aside.

Person suffering from b.b.s. lives in a constant shock caused by the new born baby vomiting, urinating, defecating or screaming 24/7 while expected to be always nice, clean, smiling, babbling and wearing designer clothes like the Baby Born TM doll.

Symptoms include preoccupation with ANY sign of life of the baby (from a smallest pimple, that is taken care of immediately with much ado on internet forums to all the slimy secretions that the parents refuse to clean so as to "protect the natural flora"), severe mental retardation and irrational behaviour on the part of the mother (90% of cases) or the father.
- My mother has bought Armani baby clothing, bling-bling Van Clef diamond pacifier AND a set Pupa baby cosmetics for 5000 dollars this week and then wrapped my little brother Tim tight and put him on a shelf for the night to take some rest. Weird.
- Nope, she just suffers from the baby born syndrome.

Babycorning

When someone takes a a selfie with a small dick, with a ridiculous look on their face.
"Hey Natalie!"
"Uhm like what?"
"Did you see Alex Rowland babycorning in that picture?"
"L.o.l. No! Let me see! OMG it's so tiny!"
Babycorning by Harold Schmidt March 29, 2015

babycorn 

A term of endearment to ones other half.
Also a foodstuff.
For Example;
Susanna: Hi Sweetie, how was you're day?
Michael: My day was great Babycorn, now come here and land one on me!

babycorn 

A tiny dick, sometimes shaped like a semi-flaccid, but not necessarily so.
Marty: I love my man even though his dick is the size of a babycorn.

Melissa: Thanks for that visual. I sure won't be eating those off the salad bar at Coco's anymore
babycorn by mounted buck January 18, 2008

Babyboonz 

Referring to a person who has you twisted in a situation.
Babyboonz calm down
Babyboonz by Kilothegoddess June 20, 2016

babybourne

Somebody who is way into drugs and drinking and keeps talking to others about how their life is outta hand and they need changin.
"dude, that girl is such babybourne, doin that weed and talkin bout how her life sucks."
babybourne by theyoit August 29, 2017