Baby Dozer
A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.
A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.
known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.
known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'
Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!
p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.
Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?
p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!
p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.
Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?
p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.
Baby Dozer by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025
