Baby Dozer

A baby bulldozer ; bulldozer meant for bulldozing babies.

A Ford F150 or other truck / SUV with a tall front-end.

known for the driver's inability to see small obstacles such as small children, toddlers, and babies, the ford f150 and models similar to it are considered 'baby dozers'

Example 1:
p1: man I'm so glad we're about to cross the street! Let's go!

p2: Woah! Hold on! That Baby Dozer isn't slowing down.
p1: I'm so glad I waited! He ran the red light! Certainly wouldn't have seen me if I were a small child.

Example 2:
p1: did you hear what happened to john's niece ?

p2: yeah, she got taken out by a baby dozer. certainly heartbreaking.
p1: RIP little sally.

Baby Dozer by A_person_in_Willthewise July 24, 2025

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red diaper doper baby

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.

Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.

red diaper doper baby by Jeff February 27, 2004

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Baby Dozer • red diaper doper baby • baby • baby girl • Baby Daddy • baby dick • baby mama • Baby Yoda • Baby back bitch • baby boomer

red diaper doper baby

The ACLU (per Michael Savage)

They're a psychotic bunch of red-diaper-doper babies who were suckled on Karl Marx.

red diaper doper baby by Rick Baxla October 30, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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