A small white child with no skateboarding skillz, sucks at photography and always wears corduroys and flannels. Also known as a scrub. No girl, no car and might possibly be addicted to crack.

Kid 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get a new car, a girl, a job and start puberty?

Kid 2: "No bigs bra. You know."

Kid 1: "Psh, okay Zak Depiero."

Kid 2: "My name is babycrack!"

Babycrack by I Killed a Hooker Once December 13, 2009

babycracker

One who is the child of ytcracker, and being still yet of age considered a "baby".

See also wifeycracker.

ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that!

babycracker by stang October 27, 2004

unwanted babyprank

when one is in someone elses house, and finds the condom stash and pokes a hole threw every condom with a needle, ultamately making the one using the condoms to have as many unwanted babies as he has girls in bed.

jim:hey bob I did the unwanted babyprank on tom last night
bob:OMGZOR he is going to be so fucked up

unwanted babyprank by venusofdoom May 20, 2007

babycranked

a word describing goods or apparel made in a third world factory by young children.

andy: you know this suit was babycranked
coco: i do love you in a babycranked suit, andy.

babycranked by Theo Dies February 4, 2012

Babyrank

Not doing something to a full extent; Being scared of doing something.

Damn mikity was babyranking it last night.
Vargas is a babyrank when it comes to dirtbikes.

Babyrank by mikity May 13, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026