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Babycrack 

A small white child with no skateboarding skillz, sucks at photography and always wears corduroys and flannels. Also known as a scrub. No girl, no car and might possibly be addicted to crack.
Kid 1: "Dude, when are you gonna get a new car, a girl, a job and start puberty?

Kid 2: "No bigs bra. You know."

Kid 1: "Psh, okay Zak Depiero."

Kid 2: "My name is babycrack!"
Babycrack by I Killed a Hooker Once December 13, 2009
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A term for vagina coined by a brilliant young man who observed there is nothing on the female pubic mound except for a vertical smile or “crack”where the testicles are located on a male. Also applicable as it is a place you can jam your balls into during sexual intercourse.
Noah calls a vagina a ballcrack because "girls don't have privates - they just have a crack where the boys’ balls are.”
Ballcrack by Kyle Kaniff February 10, 2022

babyback bullshit 

something that is such crap that it can't be just plain bullshit it has to go to the next level.
oh please that is some babyback bullshit!
babyback bullshit by T.Nysha August 25, 2008

Babychucker 

A Chinese individual who will terminate the life of his/her newborn baby girl by either;

a. Throwing the newborn off the village bridge.
b. Tossing the newborn down the community well.

Often, a Chinese individual of a lower social class will lay in wait for the chucking as to provide for a quick meal. Also known as Chinkfishing.
During the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, Babychucker Chow Chang won the gold medal for most baby girls tossed in under a minuite.
Babychucker by CaptKABOOM! February 9, 2013

babycaksie 

A name you call your significant other. A name that lets the world know just how in love you are. It defines the affection and love you feel for your wife or significant other; Beyond babycakes is babycaksie.
e.g. I have not talked to my girl in three hours, I must speak to my babycaksie!
babycaksie by schmoopiesman March 3, 2011

basscrack 

v. (base'crak) or (bas'crak) 1. To have something turned up so loud that one can feel the bass in one's asscrack.
Man, when that hot local band played, I got basscracked.
basscrack by I are funny September 11, 2008

Backcracksm

The act of cracking your back so hard you orgasm.
"Michael cracked his back so hard in English class he backcracksmed"
Backcracksm by allshamnowow December 4, 2013